“You will not be seen wearing pink and red at my graduation.”

“I have to color in her wedding ring… I don’t have to worry about doing that on pictures of me…”

I adore free things

-Kendra on her EF tours backpack

me: *listening to party in the usa*
my sister: *walks in* hard girls what?
me: get out
my sister: sorry.

My math homework just insulted me

wearenotnamingourbabydrizzle:

my sister: if i was black i’d sing this song

wearenotnamingourbabydrizzle:

my sister: if i was black i’d sing this song

“Is there anything you want to say about Clyde because you are killing me.”

“Lemonade mouth 2…

Everybody run.”

(Source: shit-my-sister-says)

I’m putting the grey on the ceiling.

My sister (from the other room): Hey Klara!
Me: What?
My sister: Everyone thinks she's a bad person but she's not.
Me: Wow why don't you just rip my heart out.